Part Five

The Chinese of course!


The Chinese are very keen on remodeling the
the world financial system'

Now that's more like it.

A little late maybe, but better late than never, I'll hope you'll agree.


And Darling is working hard to ensure a bi-lateral trade agreement between the uk and china will 60bn by 2010'

There's nothing like a sense of humor.

But, we have no choice but to take the Chinese seriously.

They are the only one left with any spending cash.

Even Dubai has gone tits up

The last one standing doesn't even speak our language.


Something tells me an investment in publishing language guides would be a good investment.



Those printing presses would be put to better use by knocking out several million phrase books so we can all speak fluent mandarin.

Forget sterling! It's finished anyway. No good getting all emotional about our currency. We'll leave that to Hague and his 'save the pound' campaign.

We'll be spending out Yuans. He'll be out on his on.

With the Chinese yuan is on the brink of overtaking the u.s dollar as the worlds reserve currency, even the Americans are coming around to this way of thinking.

Professor Roubini of new york stern business school has been nick-named Dr doom for his negative stance.

And while all this is happening, trade continues to fail in the US, and unemployment continues to rise.

With the lowest figures since 1950, and nearly 8million unemployed, its time USA fesses up to put faith in china.


Keep those phrase books handy!