Political turmoil increases risk of fiscal crisis, experts warn

God has spoken.

Or rather, the city has.

Two fat cats at large institutions are concerned that their take-home may not be in the right seven digit category.

We can't blame them, folks.

With that blabbering idiot in the commons, its a wonder we have any 'fiscal' at all.

What ever that means.

But for now, here is a clip of that raving baboon.

800 responses to BA's 'work for nothing campaign'. Did they get free tickets? asks NS

Just imagine this. Not one. Not two, not even three, but eight hundred staff at finished airline BA have opted to work for free - for a month!!!

Are they nuts? Maybe, but here at NS, we commend their bravery, determination, and commitment to saving the UK economy.

They deserve an award! A footprint in the concrete at Hollywood or something. Anything!

But then again, maybe they should just all be lined up and shot.

Anyone who listens to the FUD inducing pathetic tones of Mr Walsh needs to be refereed to a mental institution.

Or should we give Mr big-dick himself the all clear???

So what do they do now? What is the predicament for our much-loved flag carrier?

Nah.

Let's get rid of that Irish twat!

Let Michael Grade take over!

He's good at travelling :-)

Get a foreign investor from 'Chindia' to take a 49% stake, thus guaranteeing expanding routes to emerging markets, and we're sorted.

800 responses to BA's 'work for nothing campaign'. Did they get free tickets? asks NS

Just imagine this. Not one. Not two, not even three, but eight hundred staff at finished airline BA have opted to work for free - for a month!!!

Are they nuts? Maybe, but here at NS, we commend their bravery, determination, and commitment to saving the UK economy.

They deserve an award! A footprint in the concrete at Hollywood or something. Anything!

But then again, maybe they should just all be lined up and shot.

Anyone who listens to the FUD inducing pathetic tones of Mr Walsh needs to be refereed to a mental institution.

Or should we give Mr big-dick himself the all clear???

So what do they do now? What is the predicament for our much-loved flag carrier?

Nah.

Let's get rid of that Irish twat!

Let Michael Grade take over!

He's good at travelling :-)

Get a foreign investor from 'Chindia' to take a 49% stake, thus guaranteeing expanding routes to emerging markets, and we're sorted.

DSG forecasts a tough year after posting $140m loss

You don't have to be a moron to be on the board at DSG, but it helps.

Not long ago, NS was frowning at the fact that Dixons-Currys-PC world group were experiencing heavy losses, and were seeking additional investment to help them get by.

This was despite the fact that aggressive U.S electric giant Best-Buy was going to be pushing hard into the space with all guns blazing.

What was needed was a dramatic restructure, not a loan.

And now, just a few months later, hey presto - money being poured down drains large enough to hold Africa's' water reserves.

DSG forecasts a tough year after posting $140m loss

You don't have to be a moron to be on the board at DSG, but it helps.

Not long ago, NS was frowning at the fact that Dixons-Currys-PC world group were experiencing heavy losses, and were seeking additional investment to help them get by.

This was despite the fact that aggressive U.S electric giant Best-Buy was going to be pushing hard into the space with all guns blazing.

What was needed was a dramatic restructure, not a loan.

And now, just a few months later, hey presto - money being poured down drains large enough to hold Africa's' water reserves.

Vulnerable banks still sensitive to possible economic shocks, report says.

Now hold on a minute!!!

Put that into the news spoon journalism translator, and it comes out as:

Financial Crisis imminent!

That's a code red folks. Everyone to the bridge!!!

NS has every reason to be alarmed. The report says "the fragile state of Britain's banks mean they remain vulnerable, which could spark FRESH TURMOIL should new shocks hit the economy.

Should???

There's s typo for ya!

In today's news alone, we are looking at a collapse in our steel industry. Corus is about to fire 2000 staff from UK plants. There are stockpiles of steel all over the place (admittedly most of which is the result of the governments car scrappage scheme, but we remain positive). Demand has slumped. When the peak of the UK car scrappage scheme has passed (about now by NS's reckoning) we'll be at a virtual standstill. Is that crisis a big enough crisis to constitute it being a crisis???

Errrrr..

'but its not banking. we are talking about banks here'

Look pal, we're talking about the economy here. No pay-cheques, no banks. Comprende?

Vulnerable banks still sensitive to possible economic shocks, report says.

Now hold on a minute!!!

Put that into the news spoon journalism translator, and it comes out as:

Financial Crisis imminent!

That's a code red folks. Everyone to the bridge!!!

NS has every reason to be alarmed. The report says "the fragile state of Britain's banks mean they remain vulnerable, which could spark FRESH TURMOIL should new shocks hit the economy.

Should???

There's s typo for ya!

In today's news alone, we are looking at a collapse in our steel industry. Corus is about to fire 2000 staff from UK plants. There are stockpiles of steel all over the place (admittedly most of which is the result of the governments car scrappage scheme, but we remain positive). Demand has slumped. When the peak of the UK car scrappage scheme has passed (about now by NS's reckoning) we'll be at a virtual standstill. Is that crisis a big enough crisis to constitute it being a crisis???

Errrrr..

'but its not banking. we are talking about banks here'

Look pal, we're talking about the economy here. No pay-cheques, no banks. Comprende?